caleb hearon

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caleb hearon has 113,997 followers on Substack as of Oct 31, 2026. On the latest board read, Oct 31, 2026, they were #15 on Substack's Humor Bestsellers board. 51 publications recommend them, 10 of them new in the last 30 days, and they recommend 3.

Followers read · Boards read

Last read Oct 31, 2026 (UTC). Followers are not email subscribers. Substack lists only the newest 50 recommendations for each publication, so a recommender count of 50 or more is a floor. History starts Oct 31, 2026; Substack publishes nothing earlier.

Followers
113,997
read Oct 31
Last 7 days
first number on Nov 7
Last 30 days
first number on Nov 30
Subscribers
94K+
rounded by Substack
Paid subscribers
Thousands
bestseller badge 1,000+
Recommended by
51
+10 in 30 days
Recommends
3
Bestsellers rank
#15
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Followers by day

Tracking since Oct 31, 2026. This is the first reading. Substack doesn't publish past follower counts, so history starts the day I first read a writer and grows by one reading every 3 days (daily if it's on your watchlist). The 7-day change appears on Nov 7, the 30-day change on Nov 30. Recommendation dates below go further back: they're Substack's own.

110k112k114k116k118k Oct 31Nov 2Nov 4Nov 6Nov 8Nov 10Nov 12 One reading a day from here 113,997
110k112k114k116k118k Oct 31Nov 4Nov 8 One reading a day from here 113,997
One reading a day, the last of the day. Marked: leaderboard steps (into the top 25, top 10, or #1). Followers are people who follow caleb hearon on Substack; they aren't email subscribers.
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Daily readings
DateFollowersChangeSubscribersPaid band
Oct 31, 2026113,99794K+Thousands

Leaderboard positions

BoardRank nowBest on recordReads on it
Humor Bestsellers#15#154 of 4

Rank on each read

Rank on each read of each board. Each cell is the leaderboard rank; empty means not in the top 100.
WriterOct 3107:00Oct 3113:00Oct 3119:47Nov 621:50Move
Humor Bestsellers151515150

I read every board once a day.

Recommendations

51 publications recommend caleb hearon; 9 started in the last 30 days. caleb hearon recommends 3, and 1 of those recommend back. Lists read Oct 31.

Recommend caleb hearon caleb hearon recommends Nightswimming4.9k followers · mutualperformatively unbotherednot trackedKatie Maenot trackedwillownot trackedNikolle Pereanot trackedit's's Substacknot trackedOld man, bad formnot trackedM4iknot trackedtwazzlersons's Substacknot tracked Nightswimming4.9k followers · mutualbitches gotta eat!not trackedKatie Crutchfield’s Substacknot tracked caleb hearon 114k followers
Recommend them They recommend Nightswimming4.9k followers · mutualperformatively …not trackedKatie Maenot trackedwillownot trackedNikolle Pereanot trackedit's's Substacknot tracked Nightswimming4.9k followers · mutualbitches gotta e…not trackedKatie Crutchfie…not tracked caleb hearon 114k followers
The 9 largest publications on each side, by followers. Bigger dot, more followers. Orange: started in the last 30 days. Gray dots: publications I don't track, so no follower count.

When the recommendations started

1Aug 25SepOctNovDecJan 26FebMar1Apr9May9Jun5Jul7Aug9Sep10OctNov
Live recommendations by the month each began, using Substack's own start date. Removed ones aren't listed by Substack, so they don't appear. Substack shows only the 50 newest recommenders, so before Apr 2026 (outlined) I see only those from the 6,392 publications whose full lists I read.
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Recommendations started per month
MonthStarted
2025-081
2026-041
2026-059
2026-069
2026-075
2026-087
2026-099
2026-1010

Recommended by

  • Nightswimming4.9k followers · started Aug 2025 · mutual
  • performatively unbotheredstarted Oct 30, 2026new
  • Katie Maestarted Oct 29, 2026new
  • willowstarted Oct 28, 2026new
  • Nikolle Pereastarted Oct 23, 2026new
  • it's's Substackstarted Oct 21, 2026new
  • Old man, bad formstarted Oct 18, 2026new
  • M4ikstarted Oct 17, 2026new
  • twazzlersons's Substackstarted Oct 16, 2026new
  • by sophia jaydestarted Oct 8, 2026new
  • Kaleahstarted Oct 7, 2026
  • ezran's Substackstarted Sep 29, 2026
  • Razzle & Dazzlestarted Sep 27, 2026
  • acid diarystarted Sep 21, 2026
  • pondering and reflecting!started Sep 11, 2026
  • The Wildcard By HJ's Substackstarted Sep 11, 2026
  • Glass Screenstarted Sep 10, 2026
  • thoughts by andrewstarted Sep 10, 2026
  • Noah Huarachastarted Sep 7, 2026
  • What Do I Knowstarted Sep 3, 2026
  • Psycuck41started Aug 27, 2026
  • lavenderstarted Aug 27, 2026
  • Two Cups Infinite Timelinesstarted Aug 27, 2026
  • cake and ice creamstarted Aug 17, 2026
All 51
  • Poems for Jellyfishstarted Aug 10, 2026
  • Things Fiona Likesstarted Aug 6, 2026
  • Between Periodsstarted Aug 3, 2026
  • a feathered dwellingstarted Jul 27, 2026
  • I Stayed Up All Night Reading started Jul 17, 2026
  • Jude's Substackstarted Jul 8, 2026
  • Baa Baa Black Zinestarted Jul 5, 2026
  • Lady Thistlestarted Jul 4, 2026
  • Sapphie Writesstarted Jun 30, 2026
  • Rios's Substackstarted Jun 27, 2026
  • selecta!started Jun 20, 2026
  • katrinpdstarted Jun 19, 2026
  • Slagsstarted Jun 14, 2026
  • Mia's Substackstarted Jun 11, 2026
  • Casey Sasnerstarted Jun 10, 2026
  • rosemary's bebéstarted Jun 8, 2026
  • sam's Substackstarted Jun 5, 2026
  • Leonor's Substackstarted May 29, 2026
  • vic's Substackstarted May 28, 2026
  • Kennedy's Substackstarted May 24, 2026
  • El Substack de Pablostarted May 13, 2026
  • Stream My Consciousnessstarted May 11, 2026
  • David's Substackstarted May 7, 2026
  • Addie's Substackstarted May 7, 2026
  • Charly's Substackstarted May 4, 2026
  • Luke's Substackstarted May 1, 2026
  • Mixed Feelings from LBstarted Apr 28, 2026

Recommends

  • Nightswimming4.9k followers · started Aug 2025 · mutual
  • bitches gotta eat!started Aug 2025
  • Katie Crutchfield’s Substackstarted Aug 2025

Substack lists the 50 newest recommenders of each publication. I add every recommendation found in the full lists of the 6,392 publications I read, so writers with many recommenders may still be missing a few small ones. "Started" is Substack's date.

Who recommends writers like this one

Publications that recommend at least two other Humor writers with 50,000 or more followers (21 writers in that group), but not caleb hearon.

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